The Ball

"I'm thinking 'There's four years at Florida State for one of my kids'."

I'll have you know that Florida State is ranked number 111 out of 129 national universities by US News and World Report.

That'd be two full positions (due to ties) lower than our own Ohio University at 98, and has Princeton Review rankings as follows - I guess it's the Jock School appeal for the Mienky family:

Rank, List, Category
#10
Teaching Assistants Teach Too Many Upper-Level Courses
Academics

#3
Their Students (Almost) Never Study
Academics

#6
Lots Of Beer
Parties

#6
Party Schools
Parties

#19
Dorms Like Dungeons
Quality of Life

#3
Jock Schools
School Type